Me and My Sandbox

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Sandbox games for me are just a bit meh. The open world freedom is nice, I do like that, and the adventuring and running about like a loon, stealing cars and messing up people’s faces is fun; I generally like 3rd person shooters and action games.  However, the experiences of Grand Theft Auto I’ve had have left me cold and put me off similar games, though there are plenty of exceptions to the rule I have.

Let me start off by saying that I’m no big fan of Grand Theft Auto and the latest iteration on home consoles (number IV) left me feeling a little bit cheated and, suffice it to say, bored.  There’s nothing to do that has any sense of achievement.  It’s essentially your real life plus guns, unless you’re a mad Russian with a penchant for firearms and motorvehicular theft, and I’m really just citing the drudgery: sitting in commutes, going to the strippers (no, I don’t want to see “beeg American teetees”, leave me alone!), playing (ugh)! darts or pool and having to retune the freaking radio station every freaking time you jack a freaking beige sedan.

However, I will say that it was a major technical achievement for Rockstar North (a studio I’m fond of because they’re Scottish) and for gaming in general but it doesn’t look overly impressive, and to be honest the graphics are rather unpolished considering how many people said they’re excellent. I get why, it’s a mahoosive game, so graphics aren’t at the forefront when coding.

Assassin’s Creed bored the crap out of me, but I really enjoy playing ACII.  Weird eh?  It just feels like there’s more to do, plus the Italian setting gives it a nice piece of romanticism and a bit of a light air to cover up the conspiracy, as compared to the heavy anti-crusades theme of the first.  Plus, the combat is way better and you aren’t suspicious to guards if you’re on a horse crawling along at anything more than a snail’s pace. Clambering about and scaling tall buildings isn’t as suspicious as it was in the first, either.

Talking of snail’s pace and walking for freaking hours, I found Fallout 3 uninspiring though technically brilliant; I spent ages just walking about in a bored state and even the combat got boring after a while, seeming almost methodical over thrilling.  Whereas with Borderlands, I had fun from the start.  Fallout does carry the sense of humour and it is a fantastic game, but it isn’t as fun as it should be. I’ve said that Borderlands plays like F3 should have, just without the shotgun-toting midgets.

The fun factor was really ramped up in Borderlands, but this was at the expense of some of the RPG elements which were flouted so flagrantly on the box and in any preview media.  Some of the songs tied to it were freaking unreal: “Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked” by Cage The Elephant and “No Heaven” by DJ Champion (in the promo vids).  Fallout 3 had some pretty decent songs too, but they helped to add to the eeriness with the 50s soundtrack coupled with the sparse score and the wasteland visuals.

Red Faction: Guerrilla is a stellar example of brilliant action-based 3rd person sandboxery and it does it well.  Plenty to shoot and blow up with side missions and story missions, and smashing people in the face with a large sledgehammer never gets old.

Burnout Paradise, too, is so much fun with you just racing around smashing stuff; Criterion got the open world mechanic right from the off.  I would have liked to have seen the Crash mode back (as per Burnout 3: that mode was EPIC!), but the racing is fun and trying to smash all the gates and signs is a blast, if a little laborious.  And the Showtime mode: mwah!  What a brilliant and slightly hidden game feature similar to the Crash mode, but different.

Well, on looking back, it appears I like more than I would have thought at first.  Maybe I’ve just got a beef with GTA or something, but I don’t know why, or maybe it’s the overwhelming popularity that I just don’t see.  I mean seriously, people were going apeshit over GTAIV for no apparent reason: it’s only a game.  It could be that although the sense of humour and writing appeals to my wicked side, I just don’t see it because I get bogged down in the drudgery that I can’t get to the good stuff.

I don’t know, maybe I’ve got ADD, but… ooh look, a pigeon… where was I?  Oh yes…  I think that gaming should be fun over realism any day of the week.  I like the thrill of a chase, the exhilaration that comes with smashing in a face and the sheer joy from bouncing on a mushroom’s head.  OK, I know that realism is required for some games, but do they have to be boring along with it?  If you want uber-realism, play a simulator.  If you want fun, play a game.

Oh, and before you start the tirade: I’ve got nothing against simulators, it’s just they aren’t stimulating for me.  See what I did there?

Peace, Love and Good Gaming.